im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
tell me about the fingering
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