i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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