do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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