happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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