Hey man sorry I got all grabby
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
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