so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
a search helicopter?!
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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