We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
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