a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
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