She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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