I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
