Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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