I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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