I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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