how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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