how can u be prego again
It's Friday. Sex?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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