He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I have post one night stand depression
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