I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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