I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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