it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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