Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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