i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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