"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Randomize