Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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