On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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