Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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