one might say we're banned from that church
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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