Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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