Tell her she can't have a vagina
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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