I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
