so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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