Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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