he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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