His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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