At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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