She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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