My first STD was from a foam party
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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