I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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