why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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