And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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