I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Randomize
