Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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