hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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