I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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