I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
You can make out without kissing
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