we have officially lost it.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
She's the barista slut.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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