I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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