So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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