addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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