It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
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