You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Watching her eat just hurts me
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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