Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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