How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Congratulations! We have a period
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