Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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