He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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